Dear Vay Hek,
Iam your biggest fan because your flying skills are amazing. Your words sound like sweet melodies from birds, just 1000times better.
I love your head. Its so small and cute, you remind me of a cute baby. You are the right leader for those stupid grineer. They would be useless without you. The Ghouls are the best representation for your work as a leader. Knowing how to create such fat and ugly grineer has to be gift from the grineer god. Sadly they dont have legs like you, they dont have chicken feets like you. But hey, you are our only chicken out there. You are the chicken commander of the grineer.
Back in the time where you were the old way hek, the man without your weapons you didnt get your respect. Now you get your respect with those sweet purpel magnetic lasers. Not even the tenno can do something if you tickle them with those sweet lasers.
Only you were abel to capture the Plains of Eidolon for the grineer. Only the real commander of the grineer is good enough to spread bugs over a big area. You know how to stop the Tenno. Dont fight them, let other things annoy them so much so they just run away by themself.
I could say a million things about you and your leadership, but my words arent worth your time. I dont want to waste your time anymore.
I hope you will stay the Chicken man for a long time. I love you Vay hek.
First time in my life that I write poetry in english (I'm a frenchie :v ) Deva#3242
Hey Tyl, I guess you’re getting old
You might need to be updated
Suggesting a rework might be bold
But you ain’t the most underrated
I guess your creator can’t touch this
Cuz “It’s Hammer Time”
With you the fomorian will end in the abyss
But you know, loving water ain’t a crime
I never saw what was inside a Warframe
But I’m pretty sure it ain’t worms, lizards or leeches
Maybe for you, all life forms are all the same
But you know, maybe they should rework your speeches
But even that legless parrot has something that you’ll never have
He has the spotlight that you always wanted
And he got Dr. Tengus for science, I guess he can thank him for his cybernetic calves
But please my Dear Regor, from all those things I said please don’t be haunted